Warning: For 18+ readers only!
Dink, dink, dink, drive deep, drop, DDDDDD
Serve me to the bottom please.
Such a gentle touch.
Keep it low.
Harder!
Deep!
Last night in a mixed double game,
“Stay in the kitchen.
I’m going to drop deep.”
After the game, She said my paddle was too rough.
I told her: “That’s exactly why I keep it.”
A conversation between two spouse players,
Honey:
Skinny singles all day …
Babe:
Reset, dink, dink, dink.
Honey:
Drive me tonight.
The next day,
“Friday night mixed doubles?
We can switch partners for some fun.”
“Sorry Honey. Jolene has already booked me.”
Jolene by Dolly Parton 1988
My coach is at 40s. DUPR rating 4.58. It’s extremely hard to book a private lesson. I hate her.
Me: Dink, dink, dink, drive, reset?
Coach: Just like that. Score only when I say.
From a single series of paddle: See here.
LUXX
InfiniGrit
2000 RPM spin
3 × longer
Air dynamic
This paddle is called LUXX Control Air with InfiniGrit.
What a toy!
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